Open Letters

Dear People Who Spell It 'Damnit':
Please stop. It's dammit, dammit. Even Bill Gates thinks so.

Dear Plague:
You are not welcome here. GO AWAY or I will have to fight you off with more than zinc and whining.

Dear People I'm Trying to Work With:
Yes, I know your request is important and I promise I will do everything I can to get it completed before the freeze. This may be a news flash, but no, you are not a special and unique flower who deserves to be treated better than the hundred other people who also have very important requests they need done before the freeze.

Dear Guy Singing About Pachelbel:
Thanks for making me laugh today. After the morons at work, boy did I need it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

God, he makes me laugh.

From the Conversations with Mr. Fantastic Files:

Mr. Fantastic: You can't die, I haven't increased your life insurance yet.
Me: ...
Mr. F: That didn't come out right.