I'm baaack!

Hi hi hi! I am back. I feel like I've been gone forever!

So, our trip to Vegas was fun but fairly uneventful. Got some quality pool time in, which is the thing I was looking forward to most. We stayed at the MGM and our room was excellent - awesome bed, great view. Ate at my favorite restaurant, Mon Ami Gabi in the Paris hotel. It was really great to see some of the extended family from London, too.

I was pretty worn out by the time we got home late Sunday night, and then we had to get up early and go to the water park on Monday for my neice's 11th birthday. If I hadn't promised her at Christmas that I'd go (signed a contract and everything!) I would have slept all day instead. I need a vacation after my vacation!

Where's the loo?

Okay, who invented this having-to-pee-all-the-time thing? Because I had to pee a lot before. Now? We are bordering on comical.

I feel like those commercials with the giant ladies' room symbol and the woman with the sympathetic voice or those dancing balloons that are about to explode are talking directly to me. My faithful books tell me this is due to hormones right now but that later it will be due to the watermelon sitting on my bladder. Dude, right now it's just a tadpole.