Seriously. BABIES. EVERYWHERE.

Stay away from me if you don't want to get knocked up! Apparently I am harboring some sort of pregnancy-inducing virus that only I am immune to. Because EVERYONE I KNOW? IS PREGNANT. Seriously, even males of my acquaintance should start steering clear, just in case.

Today I got a call from my cousin H3...turns out, she's pregnant too! Kisses and congratulations to her and Mr. H3...I'm so excited for them. ♥ And wouldn't it be so cool if I could manage to get myself sprogged relatively soon so that we can be preggers together? Eee! C'mon, body, get with the program! *shakes fist*

Oh! And I forgot to mention previously that my friend Michelle just had her second baby on Tuesday - a little girl named Morgan Paige. Aww. Now can I have one of my own?

No, really! It's me!

Last night someone I know pretty well but haven't seen in about eight months didn't recognize me. Heh.

I was at a bar with my good friend Vader*, and our buddy Kevin who we used to play poker with once a week walked in. Vader called him over and they exchanged hellos, and then Kevin turned to me, stuck out his hand and introduced himself. I laughed and told him it was me and he was absolutely shocked. Like, surprised into momentary silence. He said he thought I was Vader's new girlfriend! And then he apologized all over the place until I explained that no, really, it's a compliment.

[dork]Made me feel good, especially to know that I am apparently cute enough to be a hot guy's girlfriend. [/dork]

*Not his real name.