From Twitter 05-05-2011

• 20:18:23: Reading a very engaging book - Stockett's The Help. Very entertaining but every time I put it down, I want to start talkin' Southern y'all.
  
• 22:23:45: Waiting for the benadryl I took an hour ago to kick in & make me sleepy and less stuffy & realize I never took it. Thanks, pregnancy brain.
  

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From Twitter 05-04-2011

• 07:14:32: RT @Ionaonie: I'm really trying not to say 'May the fourth be with you' but I feel I failed dismally.
  
• 07:15:57: May the Fourth be with you. Lol!
  
• 15:19:14: What is this I don't even...http://www.violentlips.com/
  

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From Twitter 05-03-2011

• 10:20:23: What are Corn-Nuts actually made of? Nuts? Corn? Bird food?
  
• 20:09:50: Eurgh. Ate ice cream, got sick. Now JellyBean is doing serious acrobatics, making me feel even sicker...rinse and repeat. Eurgh. Also, OUCH.
  
• 20:54:41: Seriously, it's like she's trying out for the rodeo or something in there.
  
• 21:37:41: Aaaaand, now I just had a major blood sugar crash. Glucose check at 50. Ugh, no wonder JellyBean's all riled up. Thank goodness for PB & OJ.
  

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From Twitter 05-02-2011

• 16:00:10: OMG, went to Target & didn't buy anything! Apocalypse imminent?
  

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From Twitter 05-01-2011

• 20:20:22: RT @jimmyfallon: Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.
  

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From Twitter 04-30-2011

• 20:34:32: "But Can They Really?" http://t.co/VTQi8eG via @GraphJam
  

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From Twitter 04-29-2011

• 06:49:29: RT @BorowitzReport: According to newly released birth records, Donald Trump was born with his head up his ass.
  

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From Twitter 04-28-2011

• 14:13:10: P.F. Chang’s Discounts Take-Out Orders, 4/28 http://t.co/6DCTwlX in honor of Michael Scott's last day at The Office.
  

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From Twitter 04-27-2011

• 08:05:28: RT @TomatoNation: "President Obama's long-form birth certificate is being released, the White House announced today." For chrissakes, Am ...
  

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From Twitter 04-26-2011

• 22:25:49: Piers Anthony is totally unreadable now. Shame, because I loved his early books as a kid. Now they're just ridiculous and WAY too puny.
  
• 22:27:30: I wish we got to keep Terry Pratchett forever instead. *sniffle*
  

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