From Twitter 05-11-2011

• 20:19:09: Dear May weather: this "rain" is starting to look suspiciously like snow. DO NOT WANT.
  

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From Twitter 05-09-2011

• 11:46:38: Am starving. No food/All food sounds good. Actually, you know what I really want? Movie theater popcorn. Can I just go buy some at theater?
  
• 16:40:52: OMG MY FEET ARE SWOLLEN
  
• 20:58:43: How is it possible I am even clumsier than my non-pregnant self? Also, my feet did not swell like this last time. Horrifying!
  

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Ugh.

A woman in the office restroom just now was on the phone the whole time while she did her business, flushed, washed hands etc. That's bad enough but there were FOUR OTHER WOMEN doing the same thing at the same time. How is this something anyone wants to be a part of?

I swear, the people who work in my office...

From Twitter 05-08-2011

• 20:21:44: Lovely day...fabulous brunch with H3 & her
  fam, nap, sun, then BBQ with the Fantastics. Happy Mother's Day!
  

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From Twitter 05-06-2011

• 15:29:46: Baking cookies again...and trying to remember what I did wrong last time because they came out weird.
  

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From Twitter 05-05-2011

• 20:18:23: Reading a very engaging book - Stockett's The Help. Very entertaining but every time I put it down, I want to start talkin' Southern y'all.
  
• 22:23:45: Waiting for the benadryl I took an hour ago to kick in & make me sleepy and less stuffy & realize I never took it. Thanks, pregnancy brain.
  

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From Twitter 05-04-2011

• 07:14:32: RT @Ionaonie: I'm really trying not to say 'May the fourth be with you' but I feel I failed dismally.
  
• 07:15:57: May the Fourth be with you. Lol!
  
• 15:19:14: What is this I don't even...http://www.violentlips.com/
  

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From Twitter 05-03-2011

• 10:20:23: What are Corn-Nuts actually made of? Nuts? Corn? Bird food?
  
• 20:09:50: Eurgh. Ate ice cream, got sick. Now JellyBean is doing serious acrobatics, making me feel even sicker...rinse and repeat. Eurgh. Also, OUCH.
  
• 20:54:41: Seriously, it's like she's trying out for the rodeo or something in there.
  
• 21:37:41: Aaaaand, now I just had a major blood sugar crash. Glucose check at 50. Ugh, no wonder JellyBean's all riled up. Thank goodness for PB & OJ.
  

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From Twitter 05-02-2011

• 16:00:10: OMG, went to Target & didn't buy anything! Apocalypse imminent?
  

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From Twitter 05-01-2011

• 20:20:22: RT @jimmyfallon: Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.
  

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